See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
okay. but how’s zayn. did he get enough sleep last night? where is he? is he warm and happy? did he get a piercing? a tattoo? is he eating paper? is he sleeping right now? is he doing something cute and lovely on the down low right now? where’s zayn? i love zayn.
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”
no because i dont sexualize children