February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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animedads:
Leonardo Doujinshi
pfefferi:
sad hrony teens
the tumb lr story
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Woman: Even if there is no God or Buddha...
Government: There is still Kamen Rider
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gaymzee:
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY OTHER POKEMON TRAINERS YOU GREAT BUT IM THE BEST (LIL N LAUGHS AT YOU ALL WHILE LEVELING UP) - LIL N
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whatevver:
Handcuffs- Brand New
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Watch
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Watch
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whorehammerofzillywho:
imagine if just for once, just for once the homestuck fandom could not paste homestuck characters heads over gifs that are completely unrelated to homestuck
what a dream
what a dream…..
sailorkanda:
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addickson:
howl stop having such a nice ass
howl im trying to pay attention to the movie
and the complicated symbolism and metaphor
howl are you listening
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